strong-as-fuck-icemummy:

mousegirlheart:

I’m pregnant and it’s *spins wheel* Ötzi the Iceman’s

uuuuuuuurrrrrgggggghhhh……..

great-and-small:

great-and-small:

I am constantly thinking about this

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

senatortedcruz:

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

quasi-normalcy:

mermaids-ate-my-dinner:

greeniery:

urgetocreate:

Maxfield Parrish (American 1870-1965), The Doctrine of Divine Light, 1954, Oil on canvas

mellifluouscountess:

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish… And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

nastywizard:

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

mactiir:

my buddhism audiobook paused mid-paragraph for a startling length of time and my arts major ass was like “Wow. What a powerful commentary on stillness.” (my phone had died.)

dropoutsource:

You’re telling me I stone cold stunned Murph for nothing?

syekick-powers:

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that’s just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

ALT

ALT

ALT

magicalpuyopopn:

once-upon-a-witching-hour:

magicalpuyopopn:

lowpolyanimals:

Water Snake from Team Fortress 2

this isn’t low poly

Isn’t this the highest poly model in the entire game?

yes it is by miles

massachusetts-official:

glittter-vamp:

I just went to Market Basket and something didn’t wanna scan after trying for like 5 minutes and the lady got so pissed off that she just puts it in my tote bag and says “Just take it, I retire next week anyway. I don’t give a damn!” 😭

Shoutout to Mildred at Market Basket, may you enjoy that retirement Queen! 😌

Official Post of Massachusetts

apolladay:

When were you born? (not what you think! Please read below before voting!)

Very early¹

Early²

On time³

Late⁴

Very late⁵

I’m not sure

Nuance/Results

See Results

1 - Actually premature, born at 37 weeks or before

2 - A week or 2 before your estimated due date (38-39 weeks)

3 - within 3 days of your estimated due date (before or after)

4 - more than 3 days after your estimated due date up to 41 weeks

5 - your mother had to be induced because of how late it was, not from any other complications (42 weeks)

Just a curiosity! It’s cool if you have no idea lol I know because my mom complains how late I was 😅😅

free-and-to-none-accountable:

Hey does anybody have any advice or know any tips? I’ve always wanted to know how to do something.